Little Icecube News Drinks: The Dirty Nathan

1/2 Part Diet Vanilla Pepsi
1/2 Part Milk
Add Vodka to Taste

Stir and add little icecubes for coldness. Warning: If you like drinks that give you signals to “slow down” or “stop” because you are drinking too much of them, this is not for you. A Dirty Nathan will sneak up behind you. It may also give you superhuman strength, though, as I have recently discovered there is a chance you will wake up in bed with a toilet handle clutched in one hand. Also, some people have warned if you like drinks that “taste good” this may not be for you.