I know you think you are helping the "Polish American" by pitying him and giving him a column, but you're not. I, too, thought I was helping the "Polish American" by treating him specially in grade school. But, as you can see, it didn't make a difference. All it accomplished was, me missing out on countless humorous childhood memories. I was told not to make fun of children with disabilities, so I would change my jokes as to not poke fun at my "Polish American" friend. Therefore I was stuck with such classics as, "what do a rock, cork, and a Czechoslovakian have in common." Not very funny is it?

So you can see the mental torment I was put through just so I wouldn't hurt the feelings of my "special" friend. I didn't even know where Czechoslovakia was nor did I know about their mental capacity and neither did anyone else so no one laughed at my jokes. As you can see, the special treatment he received as a child didn't do him any good, and neither will the "affirmative action" he is now receiveing. So you see, it was not the "Polish American" who had a rough time growing up. It was those around him who had to grow up not knowing the joy of such childhood moments as, "and then the Pollock said fire" or "so the pollock said there is a knot in your rope." Now those would've been some great times, but they are lost forever because of that Pole, so don't pity him, for it is the rest of us who have suffered.

The Forgotten Majority,
Jason Harris

Ed. Note: Jason Harris attended high school with Kenneth Bialobrzeski, the author and creator of the "Polish Corner", a regular column about life as a Polish American.

I have been a fan of LCN since issue number one. Here is a website with a little information about me. I am working on some fan fiction involving all the authors that write for LCN going on an adventure in the time of dragons to remove a despot king from power. But it is also a weird time because there is a flying robot that helps them by scouting ahead. I will send that to you as soon as I finish it.

Sincerely,
A Fan Forever

My co-worker Ryan and I were just discussing an interesting theory.... Could LIONEL RICHIE be considered a diva???

Check out the Asian Reporter. In addition to the info below, there is reportedly also an article about someone blinding someone else with curry in a foiled robbery attempt. Screw AP-- this is the source!! Find a way to put it on your site.

Just got the sonogram - Little Bleabo is stacked..... like a man. He's a quite the hung little 20 week old fetus. This makes me want to name him Fuller.

Later,
Beth

Ed. Note: Beth was my roomate in college, but we never had sex (I was unique in that way). She is now married & pregnant, nicknamed Bleabo (Beth Leabo), has yet to send me the first in a series of pregnancy self-help jornals called the Bleabo Baby Diaries, and apparently saw me get out of the shower once (my last name is Fuller, nicknamed Filler Fuller, as in Fill Her Fuller... zing).

Hitler is always a winner. I was waiting to respond after I had a chance to check out your site in more detail because in the words of legitimately
famous person, Joel Stein, it "was news to me."

It looks pretty slick though, I've put it in my bookmarks.

Best,

John

P.S. You got a nice guffaw out of my wife with that "famous" bit.

Ed. Note: John is a writer for another, more well-known online journal responding to an e-mail by Steve Smith pointing him to an article about Hitler. Actually, it's a response to a second e-mail from Steve written an hour after the first one impatiently telling John, "You, being too famous, did not write back."