| In
the future, this column will be dedicated to much more subversive
stunts that will have you questioning the nature of your own
reality in this new wolrd of bits and bytes. For instance,
we plan to sign up for Match.com and use the following photo
of Beastmaster-era Marc Singer
to see how many |
| respones we get
and then break all their hearts. Ha-ha. This week, however,
we went into a chat room dedicated to the Matrix
the night Reloaded came out under the nickname GayMorpheus26589.
We wanted to see how fast we could get kicked out or targeted
by a some kid who thought he was the real Neo and erase our
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MCCLANE_98:
Just got back from RELOADED, yes
a_drew_ross_film: I loved Reloaded,
I'm going to watch it again Saturday
kineticpen: im sitting here
explaining shit to you idiots
kineticpen: simple shit
kineticpen: and all you can
blab about is neos fight scenes
inner_soul42: everyone go see
that movie if you liked the first one
Wulfen13th: I think that was
the best freeway chase scene in forever
rvds_left_ovary: God the Matrix
ruled it like a mother fucker
GayMorpheus26589: I was at
the theater tonight to see Daddy Day Care and all these
losers were lined up to see that movie you're talking about
inner_soul42: i was left with
the same feeling from the first matrix
kineticpen: shut the fuck up
faggot gaymopres
matrixiispoiler: i'm so sick
of all the wannabe intellects our there who try to prove
how smart they are by saying everything sucks, but don't
have any intelligent complaints about the movie
lilredrooster420: Hey I just
have to get this off my chest KEVIN COSTNER CANT ACT
r8drzfn7: any ladies wanna
chat 21/m/cali
GayMorpheus26589: Daddy Day
Care was sweet. It was better than Bend it Like Beckham,
which kicked asssss!
a_drew_ross_film: whatever,
no movie anytime soon is gonna top Reloaded in the action
and special affects
inner_soul42: you know what
pissed me off the most, i read a critics review of matrix
reloaded, he gave it a 1 1/2 star out of 4. bullshit, that
movies was unbelievable
kineticpen: anyone can see
what a moron you are
GayMorpheus26589: Bend it Like
Beckham is a movie about soccer and I said it "kicked"
ass, did anyone get that?
travthx: Is the creator of
the Matrix was the white guy........... youd think he'd
make white males have the big cocks.....
kineticpen: i really dont have
to point it out
tyrelldavis: well can NEO use
the matrix to make IT as big as he wants?
GayMorpheus26589: how many
of you have painted your walls to look like the matrix symbols,
all black with green characters all over and they glow in
the dark and trinity is painted on the ceiling?
a_drew_ross_film: Maybe you
do shit!
Swah: yeah, I Love How it all
ties into the bible, it's deep
GayMorpheus26589: OK, how many
of you DON'T have the NEO Underoos?
kineticpen: neos power is based
in VR
kineticpen: why the fuck are
you even in here, gaymorp?
inner_soul42: what if this
life is a form of a matrix
GayMorpheus26589: Daddy Day
Care rocked.. Murphy is the bomb!
***GayMorpheus26589 has been kicked
by the channel opperator***
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