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THE PATIO REVIEWS
by Nathan Fuller - 07.19.05

ALONE IN A CROWDED APARTMENT
by Nathan Fuller - 07.15.05

BATMAN’S EUROPEAN VACATION
by Dignan Clark - 07.14.05

THE MAGICAL PANTS OF NARNIA
by Nathan Fuller - 07.11.05

THE POLISH CORNER: WHO'S MY BABY'S DADDY OR MOMMY?
by Ken Bialobrzeski - 05.02.05

THE SCARIEST CHRISTMAS EVER: A REVIEW OF DOOM III SORT OF
by Robert Jenks - 04.29.05

A BLADE: TRINITY REVIEW THAT DOES NOT USE THE WORD "SUCK"
by Trevor Penick - 04.21.05

I FOUND MY FAKE ID IN AN OLD BOX…
by Nathan Fuller - 04.20.05

SOUTH OF THE BORDER
by Steve Smith - 04.18.05

TENT CITY BOOK CLUB
by Nathan Fuller - 04.11.05

GOOGLING FOR BALKI
by Steve Smith - 04.08.05

IDOL FANTASIES
by Steve Smith - 04.05.05

MIDNIGHT MOVIE MELTDOWN: ANGRY SNAKES VS. UNDEAD HOOKERS
by Nathan Fuller - 03.31.05

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SPRING BREAK SHARK ATTACK LIVE REVIEW
by Nathan Fuller - 03.20.05

A SIMPLE TWIST OF DEBATE
by Nathan Fuller - 03.12.05

ROCKED TOO HARD IN THE AMERICAN CENTURY
by Nathan Fuller - 02.26.05

in patria American Heroes
by Steve Smith - 02.21.05

MY MONKEY OF THE WEEK
by Kevin Shaughnessy - 2.15.05

VALENTINE'S DAY MEGASTORE SPECIAL
by Anonymous - 02.14.05

THE SELECTIVE SEROTONIN REUPTAKE INHIBITOR DIARIES, VOL. 3
by Nathan Fuller - 01.27.05

THE KING... AND ME!
by Steve Smith - 01.16.05

MY MONKEY OF THE WEEK
by Kevin Shaughnessy - 12.31.04

THE PROPAGANDA MACHINE
by Nathan Fuller - 12.29.04

3 DAYS FROM YESTERDAY
by Nathan Fuller - 12.18.04

PICKLED VEGGIES & BLACK PUDDING: A CURE FOR THE COMMON CHRISTMAS HANGOVER
by Aaron Foellmi - 12.11.04

REVIEW OF THAT U2 IPOD COMMERCIAL
by Steve Smith - 12.10.04

HAIL BRITANNIA: HOW STELLA GOT MY GROOVE BACK
by Trevor Penick - 11.01.04

COSTUME THEORY
by Nathan Fuller - 10.31.04

HAIL BRITANNIA: CRICKET, NOT JUST AN ANNOYING DISNEY CHARACTER!
by Trevor Penick - 10.28.04

LETTERS FROM NATHAN
by Nathan Fuller - 10.22.04

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BOSTON EAGLES
by Nathan Fuller - 10.08.04

A SMUGGLER'S END
by Nathan Fuller - 10.08.04

MY MONKEY OF THE WEEK
by Kevin Shaughnessy - 08.26.04

REVIEWS FROM DIGNAN
by Nathan Fuller - 08.25.04

VANCOUVER NIGHTS
by Steve Smith - 08.22.04

MY BRIEF HISTORY OF GAMING
by Nathan Fuller - 07.09.04

I, ROBOT - U, STINK!
by Nathan Fuller - 07.09.04

HE STILL CONTROLS THE UNIVERSE
by Nathan Fuller - 07.08.04

I, ROBERT
by Robert Jenks - 07.08.04

MY ARTICLE OF THE WEEK: INNOCENCE LOST
by Anonymous - 6.16.04

MY MONKEY OF THE WEEK
by Kevin Shaughnessy - 05.27.04

DEEP SMITH: DAILY REFLECTIONS
by Steve Smith - 05.26.04

THE ONE ABOUT ROADSIDE WOMEN
by Nathan Fuller - 05.21.04

HELLBOY: WHAT YA' GONNA DO WHEN HE COMES FOR YOU?
by Nathan Fuller - 05.20.04

THE REAL RM REUNION
by Nathan Fuller - 05.20.04

BOOK BUFFET
by Steve Smith - 05.19.04

MY PAT TILLMAN
by Steve Smith - 04.23.04

TALKING POINT BLUES
by Nathan Fuller - 04.07.04

blogging for apples

THE POLISH CORNER: NIGHT OF THE COMETOID!
by Ken Bialobrzeski - 03.25.04

50 FIRST DATES... WITH BOREDOM!
by Nathan Fuller - 02.28.04

UNDEAD: IT'S A LIVE ONE
by Nathan Fuller - 02.24.04

PAMCHENKO v. LINDY
by Nathan Fuller - 02.20.04

ALL HOBBITS LOOK ALIKE TO ME
by Robert Jenks - 02.20.04

MY MONKEY OF THE WEEK: THE SUPERBOWL MONKEYS
by Kevin Shaughnessy - 02.19.04

HE'S HAVING A BABY
by Nathan Fuller - 02.19.04

TALKING POINT BLUES
by Nathan Fuller - 02.18.04

THE SELECTIVE SEROTONIN REUPTAKE INHIBITOR DIARIES, VOL. 2
by Nathan Fuller - 02.02.04

THE TECHNOLOGY REPORT
by Robert Jenks - 02.02.04

THE POLISH CORNER: HOLIDAY SCIENCE
by Ken Bialobrzeski - 01.01.04

PUT IT ON BLACK, PARTNER
by Nathan Fuller - 10.24.03

MY MONKEY OF THE WEEK
by Kevin Shaughnessy - 11.24.03

OH, THE THINGS I'VE SEEN
by Nathan Fuller - 11.23.03

ULTIMATE FANTASY FOOTBALL TIP SHEET
by Ken Bialobrzeski - 11.23.03

A EULOGY FOR JONATHAN BRANDIS
by Nathan Fuller - 11.22.03

CARTOON CANNERY
by Nathan Fuller -- 11.21.03

chewing through the sinewy center of a comedy flank steak

THE SELECTIVE SEROTONIN REUPTAKE INHIBITOR DIARIES, VOL. 1
by Nathan Fuller - 10.24.03

MY MONKEY OF THE WEEK
by Kevin Shaughnessy - 10.24.03

THE IMPLICATIONS OF WHEEL OF FORTUNE
by Steve Smith - 10.24.03

THE WHITE LADY LOVES YOU MORE
posted by Nathan Fuller - 10.22.03

BILL THRILLS: IMPRESSIONS OF KILL BILL
by Nathan Fuller - 10.14.03

CARTOON CANNERY
by Nathan Fuller - 10.13.03

READER MAILBAG
10.12.03

pissing in your Berry Burst Cheerios and calling it blueberry milk

A EULOGY FOR GORDON JUMP
by Steve Smith - 9.29.03

A REVIEW OF MASON JENNINGS' "BIRDS FLYING AWAY"
by Steve Smith - 9.23.03

A Review of The Hitcher 2
by Nathan Fuller - 9.19.03

A Eulogy For John Ritter
by Nathan Fuller - 9.17.03

A Review of Johhny Paycheck's Red, White, & Blue Blooded
by Steve Smith - 9.17.03

Cartoon Cannery
by Nathan Fuller - 09.15.03

That's Me at The VMA's
by Nathan Fuller - 09.07.03

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